Watch Out, Watch Out!!

On leaving the Churchill Playingfield changing rooms tonight, I disturbed an intruder seemingly intent on snatching Andy Gartside's crown jewels while us chaps were in the all-together!! The youth scuttled off like sewer rat into a waiting car and headed away. Nothing was taken as far as I am aware, but it's just a word or warning for us all to lock the door when we are inside...